About this song
The song is connected to the seventh track, "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off", as Ryan Ross and his ex-girlfriend's break-up inspired both. Its final moments include the opening riffs of "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies". In the video, a man visits a strip club without his wife's knowledge and then discovers that she is a stripper. The title comes from a line spoken by Natalie Portman's character in the movie Closer. The song follows the album's intermission and shifts the sound from lively electronic to an old-fashioned cabaret feel.
What it's about
The narrator is at a strip club and wishes he didn't have to be there because he is lonely.
Fun facts
- Covered once, including “But It's Better If You Do (Cover) by 6arelyhuman”.
- Written by Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith.
- Produced by Matt Squire.
- Recorded at SOMD! Studios.